First day of #whole30wholeseptember in the books. It wasn’t terrible, but the meal prep nearly killed me.
This is what happens when you’re frazzled from shopping with an almost 4-year-old - effing purple mascara.
there is not one search term here that isn’t magical
i know ive reblogged this before at least twice but i decided to read through the entire thing this time and im in pain from how hard i am laughing please forgive me
did a ghost do my taxes. i’m scared of eating ribbons.
This may be the most hilarious list ever.
"am I old enough to walk"
Bible dible doo