February 2010
69 posts
Jack Donaghy: Imagine a dessert for two, Tahitian vanilla bean ice cream in a pool of Cognac, drizzled in the world's most expensive chocolate, covered in shaved white, black and clear truffles and topped with edible 25 carat gold leaf. Can you imagine anything better?
Liz Lemon: I dunno... have you ever put a doughnut in the microwave?
Tracy Jordan: So how bad is diabetes, really?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: Quite serious. If left untreated you could lose a foot.
Tracy Jordan: Could I replace it with a wheel, like Rosie from the Jetsons?
Dr. Leo Spaceman: I suppose. But then you'd have to register as a motor vehicle.
it feels like wednesday. but it's only tuesday....
“hey east coast, you’re ruining the olympics for me.”
The 19 most complex and dangerous roads in the... →
(via itsjaqueyo)
And I thought the Hollywood Hills were bad…
“I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend,
You could cut ties with...”
– third eye blind, fools
“i….feel…..so…..tired…of…everything.”
