clientsfromhell: Me: “Okay, let’s start from the beginning. Is your computer’s power cable plugged in?” Client: “Yes.” Me: “What is it plugged in to?” Client: “The power strip.” Me: “Is the power strip on?” Client: “Yes. It is in the on position, but no lights are lit up.” Me: “What is the power strip plugged in to?” Client: “The power strip…”
she may have a point.
me: i'm doing a puzzle
me: i bought a sewing machine
victoria: I thought you were becoming a mother not a grandmother
The Hubs dedicated a song to our unborn son. It's... →
southey:thedailywhat: Early Bird Special: Getting up in the morning is hard. This dog knows what I’m talking about. [ihahd.] This is awesome.
You will never need to worry about a steady income.– My fortune cookie.
Best Places to Live in America 2010
fuckyeahnorthcarolina: Cary, NC number 23 (submitted by kikis) Love.
a baby name discussion.
boy: i like the name delilah.
girl: yeah that's pretty, what would you call it for short?
We’ve entered the age of last-minute tickets to Moscow, test-tube children,...– Newsweek - The case against marriage (via Lia) (via chatter)